As an educator, I’m very aware that what is taught in schools is watered down, glossed over, neatly trimmed, and even mythological versions of our actual history. This is painfully true for many of our most important events. Thanksgiving is probably the worst offender because the lie it tells serves to absolve our ancestors of guilt and steer everyone away from any version of founding America that doesn’t fill citizens with pride and joy. Here I’m going to spell out some significant historical inaccuracies around the Thanksgiving story and talk a little about why it is significant that we know the truth.
The Puritans Did Not Come to Escape Religious Persecution
This is one of the biggest lies our teachers ever told us, and it serves a very specific political purpose. To circumvent the fact that America was founded by wealth seeking slavers, traders, and invaders (didn’t mean to rhyme) we paint the original settlers as victims who were desperate and vulnerable, seeking a new life.
We know them as the Puritans now, but that’s not what they called themselves in the early 1600′s when they left England. They referred to themselves as “true protestants.” They were a minority group that did dissent from the Church of England, that’s true, but not because they were being persecuted. This was the time of the protestant reformation where the masses were reading and becoming more educated, as a result they began criticizing the church and developing their own interpretations of scripture. Their qualms were not only theological, there was significant corruption and abuse by priests in the Church of England, and people were legitimately angry. The “true protestants” though were not satisfied with the reformation and held strict religious standards for themselves. They were essentially disgusted by Church’s corruption, but also general social issues such as poverty and immoral behavior. They didn’t leave England because they were being judged by society, they left because they stood in judgement of others and felt they were too good to be apart of England anymore. So they left, not in search of freedom, because they legally and socially had the freedom to hold themselves to stricter religious standards. No, they came to the New World to establish their own theocracy, based on the radical moral conservatism we know today to be Puritanism.
Squanto Was Not Befriended
Part of the original Thanksgiving story we usually tell is that John Smith and the early settlers befriended a young by named Squanto, who helped them make peace and trade with indigenous peoples.
Well, first his name was Tisquantum. Squanto was a pejorative pet name he was given in the tradition of not respecting the people’s they encountered as equals and adapting them to their comfort. It is true that Tisquantum served as an interpreter and middle man for a short period of time. However, John Smith, the lovable romantic in Disney’s Pocahontas movie, captured Tisquantum and a group of
Pawtuxet people and sold them into slavery in Spain. Tisquantum did later escape and manage to return to America by joining the Newfoundland Company, but his people had all died to war and disease. Later he did become an Emissary for the English again, and endeavored as a guide and interpreter for many others before he died.
In school they never mention the fact that Tisquantum was sold into slavery, because the fact that most early settlers in the New World, including famed Christopher Columbus, were slavers. It was a highly profitable market, and the Europeans had not misgivings about kidnapping native peoples and enslaving them at their whim.
There Were Two Early Feasts for Thanks
There were actually multiple feasts held by early settlers in celebration, but there are two significant events that contend for possibly being the root of our modern tradition. We of course think of the famed feast on 1621 as the source of our tradition. That did take place, and I’ll get to that in a minute. However, a strong possibility is that our tradition actually comes from a massive meal for thanks that took place after the massacre of Pequot. While at war with the Pequot people over European’s expansion into their land, Euro settlers attacked a Pequot village and successfully won the battle by trapping villagers and burning them. More than 500 were killed, and this fueled continual hostility. Governor John Winthrop held a festival to give “thanks” for this victory. There’s a growing idea that this event is actually the source of our tradition, but the truth is that there is no hard evidence that proves one or the other.
What Was Wrong With the “First Thanksgiving?”
The problem is that the purpose it was said to serve and the result are just not true. The feast in 1621 was held by settlers to celebrate a successful harvest, that’s true. There is no evidence to show that the Wampanoag were invited though. Both historians and modern Wampanoag’s now recognize that the natives were drawn to the village by gun shots and celebration. They were afraid that the settlers were preparing to attack. The 90 or so Wampanoag men that attended the meal were warriors that had come to assess the situation. At that time there were only about 50 colonists. While the actual event is said to have been peaceful and happy, it was pure happenstance. It was not a planned political olive branch.
The Peace Did Not Last
There was a treaty signed in 1621. It was very basic and established the settlers and Wampanoag as allies that would not war. So much for that. A majority of the native population had succumb to small pox and other diseases brought from Europe. As Europeans pushed into the land relationships were strained and a generation later (which was only 30 or 40 years) things devolved into back and forth attacks leading into all out war. This part isn’t a secret by any means, but the original Thanksgiving myth tries to put emphasis on settlers as peace bringers and divert attention away from their efforts to expand and steal the land from the rightful inhabitants. The people of Jamestown told the Wampanoag that they wanted to establish a trading post. It was when the Wampanoag realized that their intent was to establish a new state that their treaty was broken.
These Are Not Small Details
Remember that the whole point of the mainstream Thanksgiving story is to promote the narrative that Europeans came peacefully and relations with natives began on good terms. That’s just not true. The Europeans lied about their reasons for coming, lied about their reasons for staying, sold native people’s into slavery, took them home to be put on display like animals the same way they did to Africans, and Europeans have broke literally every treaty ever signed with any native people.
There are many people in our country that ideologically favor propaganda over objective truth. They think it is acceptable and moral to lie to engender a desired feeling or perspective. They also feel it is acceptable to essentially rewrite history by claiming absurd alternative interpretations of events for the same purpose. This would people who deny genocide was committed against the natives, people who argue slavery was really not that bad, people who deny the confederate flag is racist.
The belief that purposefully lying about history is acceptable has always been present and is strongly held today. Not only lying, but covering up history. We see this in every aspect of historical education and social issue, whether it’s LGBTQ history, segregation, the confederacy, immigration, police and civil rights, our military, and so much more.
We live in a world where people only know a sliver of the truth and it’s because of neatly packaged little stories like thanksgiving and other abridged versions that we don’t have a real grasp on what has shaped our world, and we can’t recognize it when it happens in front of us.
In making plans to celebrate Thanksgiving, don’t forget: November is also Native American Heritage Month. Observing it won’t undo the atrocities that occurred over the past few centuries — or the current threats to Native Americans and their lands, such as the proposed Dakota Access Pipeline — but recognizing and celebrating those who were here first and are now marginalized is an important step in moving things forward. Especially if you missed Native American Day.
More than 40 percent of adults live with chronic illness, and dragons consider illness one of the curiosities of being human. When asked about the humans they know who are living with a chronic illness, a dragon would tell you that human is one of the coolest and bravest they have ever met.
Hoard All Knowledge
The first thing a dragon does after falling in love with a human who has a chronic illness is read everything about that illness that has ever been written. If you have a few books, better hand them over before Mr. Knowledge-is-Treasure steals them. He wants to know everything, and not just about one condition. Before you know it, his hoard of antique Mickey Mouse paraphernalia has been replaced with every book, scroll, and DVD that exists on fibromyalgia, lupus, lyme disease, heart conditions, and asthma. Because he has done so much reading, a dragon is completely comfortable arguing with doctors, insurance companies, and even friends on your behalf if you don’t have the energy.
Never Tired of Listening to You
Dragons, even well-meaning ones, struggle to understand humans. The oldest have adapted, but their curiosity never wanes. They will be happy to listen to you endlessly as they attempt to decipher your ways and feelings. Talk about your interests, talk about your favorite TV shows, explain the vines you watch on repeat, dragons want to hear. They want to listen to you and be with you and understand you, because you are the singular most interesting being they know. Additionally, because so many dragons excel at riddles and subtleties, they have a gift for knowing what you mean even when you can’t say the words. Don’t feel like going out tonight? The pain is too bad to even leave bed? They don’t care; just let them lie next to you and listen.
Don’t Mind Being a Caretaker
It’s a little known secret that dragons are excellent homemakers. After all, what other species hoards up at home for fifty years, with only temporary breaks to steal some cattle or burn a village? It only feels natural to them to do all the chores when you feel down. Most of them have also been stockpiling wealth for literal centuries, so they don’t care about their jobs. The boss says they cant stay home with you when you are in pain? Fine, they quit, they didn’t need that job. There’s a mountain in The Alps that is literally full of gold. They have to do all the cleaning? One little fire huff and all those dust bunnies are gone. Your lamp might be too, but what is a small sacrifice?
Dragons want to be there for you, because they are enamored by you. To them, all of you is a spectacular wonder of humanity. And if you ever feel like it, they’ll introduce you to flying.
If Congress does not pass legislation protecting the tribe and the legal challenge fails, the Mashpee would be stripped of their right to exercise sovereign jurisdiction over their land.
Jessie Little Doe Baird, the tribe’s vice-chairwoman, told Al Jazeera that loss of jurisdiction would prevent the tribe from running indigenous language schools, tribal courts, and housing projects, as well as its own police.
“We have our own police force, which is important because they’re tribal citizens and since we’ve had our own police force, none of our men have been beaten or shot, which we’ve had before with non-tribal police,” she said.
Just a quick message of love to my fellow Native Americans who either mourn on Thanksgiving or who skip over the holiday entirely: you are so fucking valid and however you tackle this holiday–whether it is with anger, grief, or outright denial that it counts as a holiday at all–just know that you have the right to do so. Don’t let colonizers try to guilt you into celebrating a holiday you aren’t ready to or don’t want to reclaim.
Apple: Literally design their phones to become an expensive toxic brick within a few years
Gas Companies: Actively work to prevent anything being done to develop, promote or in any way make green energy sources widely known of available or affordable to anyone because slowly murdering the planet makes them millions of dollars
Big Companies: Literally dump toxic crap where it will cause serious harm to the earth and the species on it
Governments: Clearly what we need to do to save the earth is make people pay money to use carrier bags so they can actually carry their shopping home
AND BAN DRINKING STRAWS
This, my friends, is called Individualization of Responsibility, aka holding the citizens accountable for the destruction caused by corporations