sapper-in-the-wire:

princessamericachavez:

ozcobblehot:

chillcatholicism:

Irish catholics: filled with shame always, are guilt singularities, deeply fearful of their mam’s finding out they didn’t go to mass.

Scottish catholics: healthy amount of guilt and shame, usually chill, same as the irish re: the mammy thing though.

French catholics: no shame, some guilt, guilt coped with by smoking.

Italian catholics: a bit of guilt, lots of fucking, lots of shame about said fucking.

Eastern eauropean catholics: not quite guilt or shame, more an all encompassing sense of dread. Unparalleled art and architecture though. Like honestly, amazing.

English catholics: fake and do not know god, most likely to burn on holy ground, most likely to commit arson.

specifically polish catholics: no guilt, no shame, lots of pent-up anger, will probably crucify you in the name of jesus, would spit at actual jesus and call him a filthy rat.

Mexican Catholics: guilt, self sacrifice, don’t have sex or you’ll die (but everyone does it anyway), pray to very specific saints to help with very particular issues, Virgin Mary is the real boss here, also death cult but in a happy way.

Filipino Catholics:

themotherfuckingclickerkid:

themotherfuckingclickerkid:

True riding grit isn’t getting back on after you fall off

it’s riding through the tears when you’re ten minutes into an hour long lesson and you feel your sock start to slip down inside your shoe

#also when you put your socks on in a hurry#and the seam is right over that spot on your toe#and you can feel it rubbing when you walk#but youre in a hurry#and dont have time to undo your half chaps and spurs#so you Tough It Out#and youre riding and your toe is throbbing#>>#im dead inside

oh buddy :/

okaywowcool:

most popular fast fashion retailers (forever21, charlotte russe, etc) boasting a plus sized line only offer up to a US size 22/24. most clothing shops that offer above that carry only unfashionable tunics and mumus, which just plain…sucks. but there are still a handful of shops out there fighting the good fight, who believe fashion is for everyone!!!! 

i’ve collected as many of those shops that i could think of, including indie/handmade shops as well as larger retail stores that sell plus sized clothing here as a resource, featuring a clear breakdown of their general price range as well as the size range they carry! all of these stores listed at least go up to a size 30, but some have custom sizing where you can send in your exact measurements, and others have standard sizes up to US 44!

read on to see the full list, including trendy modern options as well as places to get good basics/staples. 

Keep reading

Source: okaywowcool

white-aster:

toasttbutt:

tarudce22:

toasttbutt:

toasttbutt:

toasttbutt:

So my professor lent me this hard tip brush pen thing and thats what i used for the old lighthouse keep dude drawing and guys

Its the best pen ive ever inked with bc im so shakey with inking but this pen made it so easy and it has line variation

And he said i could keep it

*VIBRATES EXCITEDLY*

LIKE BEANS THIS IS ALL FROM THE ONE PEN

IM CRYING

THIS IS THE PEN, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT BRAND IT IS BC I CAN’t READ THE LABEL.

My professor said it got it from Jet Pens online? Ill ask him the brand tommarrow

He said they were fairly cheap! :0

Its a Zebra disposable brush pen.

Here’s the link to them on that website: https://www.jetpens.com/Zebra-Disposable-Brush-Pen-Super-Fine/pd/2309

YOU ARE A BLESSING OMH THANK YOU ❤

And they’re like 2 dollars guys this is the best pen ive ever owned in my life

AND ITS WATER PROOF I PUT SOME WATER ON SOEM LINES AND IT DIDNT BLEED GUYS THESE PENS

I have used these pens!  They are, indeed, awesome.  Very good for drawing outlines and then using watercolors over.  One of these, a water brush, and a tiny set of watercolor pans and you have an awesomely portable art kit.  Like so (though that one has a different black brush pen).

thegreenwolf:

thehoneybeewitch:

dailylesbianappreciation:

Hey you. Yeah. You with the nervous system.

Ever gotten stung by a bee? Bitten by a spider that had some pain juice in its bitey parts? Brushed against some stinging nettle? Had a mosquito suck your lifejuice from your body and leave a present behind?

This is your time. Yes, indeed. In this post, I shall empower you to pick a leaf off the ground…. and chew it up. And spit it back out. Onto yourself.

[Disclaimer: if you get bitten by something real bad, do not pick a leaf off the ground. Pick up a phone. Call an ambulance. Go to the doctor.]

Have you ever seen

THIS WEED?

It grows in many places. It is your friend. It wants to help you. Sometimes it is big, sometimes it is small. It is called

Broadleaf Plantain

Broadleaf Plantain is edible, click the link if you don’t believe me, do your own research, it is 100% non toxic. Although it tastes real bad. Don’t eat it, unless you want to, I guess.

Grows all over. Which is good. Now getting to the spitting-on-yourself part.

Broadleaf Plantain

  • has healing properties! According to Wikipedia which is not a reliable source according to all my teachers, the active chemical constituents are aucubin (an anti-microbial agent), allantoin (which stimulates cellular growth and tissue regeneration), and mucilage (which reduces pain and discomfort).

I just plagiarized. Sorry Mr. Stearns.

Okay so on the not-wikipedia front, this has helped me with

  1. a spider bite
  2. a bee sting
  3. a burn
  4. blisters
  5. stinging nettle
  6. mosquito bites

The bee sting was today, on the bottom of my foot, and I used it and bam was walking (with only a tad bit of discomfort) within 10 minutes. 5-10 but I don’t want false advertisement

Mosquito bites? I was hanging with some family in the mountains and the mosquitoes were EVERYWHERE and everyone was getting bitten. And I was like, I know a plant

But! I wasn’t sure if it grew around there. So I looked, made no promises, found a bunch of scrawny lil buggers growing in the gravel. “you don’t need your leaves,” I said, and stole them.

Okay so. So. spitting on yourself. Let’s get there. Do you know what a poultice is? No? Okay here’s what:

it’s mushed up plants that serves a purpose. The purpose of plantain, as I said earlier, is to stop those damn bug bites from being so itchy and/or painful.

There are two ways to make a poultice: get get leaf, put on rock, add a bit of water, and mash into tiny tiny mush, or the more convenient version:

CHEW IT UP! STICK THAT MOFO IN YOUR MOUTH AND CHEW! YOU NEED NO WATER, YOU HAVE SALIVA! YOU NEED NO ROCKS, YOU HAVE MOLARS!

Then once it’s nice and ground up get that plant out of your mouth and slap it on the bug bite. It should be pretty moist (the juices are what help so much) but not so much that it’s going to drip off you. It should kinda stick. Use another leaf, or tape or something to keep it there if need be.

Does it look kinda like this? Great! Ya done did it!

(Thank you Scott from the Grow Network for this picture of a hand, presumably yours)

With those mosquito bites I mentioned, it reduced swelling the size of a quarter in about 20 minutes! The guests loved it! You get real popular because you saved them from pain! I used the “styrofoam plate, knife, add water, try your best” method for them because saliva was a big no no and everyone wanted it real hygienic. Don’t fool yourself. Saliva itself has slight antimicrobial properties so it’s for the best, anyway.

Haven’t seen that plant? Well have you seen

Narrowleaf Plantain?

Narrowleaf Plantain has the same properties and it looks like this:

Young man, there’s no need to feel down

I said young man, chew a leaf off the ground

The next time you get bitten by one of mother nature’s beautiful creatures, I hope you feel empowered to pick a leaf off the ground and spit it back onto yourself.

This has been a public service announcement

Excellent!!!

If you are in the US be aware these are non-native plants and should be kept in containers if deliberately cultivated.