i feel bad that those nyt journalists spent all that time proving that the president committed years of criminal tax fraud and the whole senate was just like
I’m watching Kitchen Nightmares and I realized I’m basically Gordon Ramsey when I’m in someone’s space and they’re complaining about bad energy, like
“When was the last time these crystals were charged?”
“Do you not cleanse your space? Look at all this spiritual build up! Don’t you dare tell me you cleansed this!”
“Malachite next to carnelian? No wonder you can’t sleep and you’re eating everything you noodle!”
you’ll kill someone
This is amazing. Mind if I add one?
If I hear one more white light witch suggest this over pills I swear to god!
i’m crying gordon ramsay is my favorite
But seriously, stop hex shaming you wombats! 😂
this is the best post
Every time I see this it gets better
CLEANSE YOUR SPACE, YOU FUCKING NOODLE.
The real official sacred laws of witchcraft
DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT medicine-shame ANYONE.
“But I’m a healer and–”
You’re not a doctor or psychiatrist. You can have you’re own opinion, but you are not qualified to prescribe anything, also, no one asked for your opinion on pharmaceuticals.
“But those medications are artificial, natural–”
Alchemists were the doctors, chemists, and pharmacists of their day. Today’s doctors and other professionals that can prescribe are just their professional descendants.
“But that’s not magic–”
So what? Does every part of your life need to revolve around magic? It would be awesome, but, unfortunately, not everyone can make a living out of it. And if you don’t think that being able to see the world with a clear head after months or years (in many cases including mine) of the only thing I can describe as a filter of haze, then I don’t know what is. It’s like going your whole life only able to see things as blurry shapes, and then, one day, you get glasses. Plus, how can you do magic if you’re unable to focus and think clearly? That can lead to some bad results.
“You just need to see the good in the world–”
I see the good in the world, its just better with my damn medication!
Bottom line: medication is magic. Just a physical form.
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