okay but the screenwriter for Thor: Ragnarok is obviously intimately aware of what it’s like to have siblings because like…the snake scene? Bickering at every opportunity? Throwing things at each other for no real reason? “You know this guy?” “I have no idea who this person is”? Smirking when your sibling does something cool because ‘nothing but respect for MY sibling’ and then turning around and punching each other in the face right afterward? Stabbing each other for fun and then going ‘oh come on you big baby, that didn’t even hurt’? The fucking ‘Get Help’ scene? Like bruh…that is some Truth in Hollywood right there
In honor of this post reaching 10K notes, I have more examples of Siblinghood Done Right in Ragnarok:
*parent leaves the area* “THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!”
“You’re just…the worst.”
*internally* bitch I am the only one that gets to kill my sibling back off!
That little conciliatory pat on the back Loki gives to Thor after Thor says “Jane and I dumped each other”
“I swear I left it right here”
*casually talking to each other about something mundane with the underlying threat of violence everpresent in both of your voices*
casual jibes and banter about the way each other dresses (“Why would I do that? I’m not a witch.” “Then why do you dress like one?”)
“YES! THAT’S WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE!”
but also the concealed worry about your sibling getting actually hurt, even though you know they’ll probably be fine
Loki’s extremely obvious eyerolling when those girls approach Thor in public and ask for a selfie
*sibling walks in while you’re trying to cause trouble and enjoy yourself* “oh shit”
Gay Person™: Oh my god will bisexuals stop calling themselves gay!! Only people who are exclusively same gender attracted can use that word!!!
Gay Person™:
*sees canonically bi characters in a same-sex relationship* wow so gay. look at this LESBIAN COUPLE right here guys,,, if you think they’re anything else but gay you’re homophobic
Gay Person™: *sees real people who have come out as bisexual in different-sex relationships* ugh just admit you’re straight, you’re not really bi you’re just faking for attention and you don’t belong in the LGBT community because you’re straight-passing
Gay Person™: *sees real people who have come out as bisexual in same-sex relationships* totally gay! look at this lesbian icon!! who cares what they actually say their sexuality is, they’re homo!!!!!!
Gay Person™: anyways bisexuals need to stop stealing our words, just because you have sga doesn’t make you gay
DID YOU LIKE THE NEW MOVIE? OR DO YOU HAVE ONLY A PASSIVE INTEREST IN VENOM BECAUSE YOU WANT TO FUCK HIM?
It’s fine either way. But if you want to pretend to be a cool guy and know stuff about the character, YOU’RE IN LUCK! To prepare my followers for the 2018 movie i made a bunch of lectures summarizing the most important aspects of Venom and the Symbiotes’ history since their first appearance in Marvel comics. Here’s the list:
If there’s one thing i can at least give to the new movie is that it brought my favorite superhero character to the attention of a wider audience, giving me the opportunity to share how passionate i am about him with my followers. So at least i’m thankful for that.
how come when you’re working or at school with some white people they can’t remember your name for shit but suddenly some white customer wants to talk to your supervisor and she remembers your first name, your last name, your star sign, your blood type, your social security number,
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